August 23, 2001

8:32pm

Day 1: Opening day

Act I, scene 1: Action. The curtain rises. A lone mustard-covered Pronto Pup reaches towards the heavens... Our hero, Corndogus Eternus, has returned to his native land... (sound trumpets, enter Choir...)

Wait, wait, wait!... I said CHOIR, not DANCERS!...

Dead guy #1

Dead guy #2

I tried poking both of these dudes with a stick, but they didn't move. Then I thought... Hmmm, dead guy on a stick... I bet somebody would buy that...

This guy needs help. He has a monkey on his back.

...And then, when all seems hopeless, he's SAVED by this fearless little girl who tackles the gorilla to the ground and beats the stuffing out of him... literally...

This poor lady stubbed her toe, I think... The dude next to her is doing his best Senor Wences act... "S'ok?... S'ok!... S'aw-right?... S'aw-right!...

This one's for Chris... I'll try to outdo it, but just take a look at the armful of stuffed animals this lady has... Whew! I'm tired just thinking about lugging all of that crap around all day...

Just a guess, but I'll bet these two are NOT featured in the latest GAP commercials...

And... ummm... this guy, umm... I guess he's a big KISS fan...

(pause, then music)

IIIiiii... Wan't ta rock and roll ALLLLL niggghttt.... And par-ty ev-ery DAAAYYY!!!....

Updated 08/23/01, bjl